one direction kiss each other a lot
and i mean, a lot
but really, who’s surprised anymore? (no one)
alternatively titled: a one direction kissing masterpost
and i mean, a lot
but really, who’s surprised anymore? (no one)
alternatively titled: a one direction kissing masterpost
GQ: So this tour will be a bit more Mötley Crüe?
[cue blank expressions from One Direction so GQ.com explains who Mötley Crüe are, with particular reference to their candid rock confessional The Dirt]
Niall: I can’t wait for that! Can we do one?
Liam: A diary of naughtiness?
Harry: Ours would be more like The Virgin Diaries.
Liam: Porn… without the illustrations.
Louis: Just porn!
Liam: This interview’s gone horribly wrong.
[One Direction’s PR intervenes and starts wrapping up the interview…]
Harry: We’re all adults here. We’ve all seen our share of…
Liam: No, you haven’t! You’re still 17! Shut up!
Louis: I find the whole porn thing quite…
Liam: Derogatory?
Niall: Objectifying?
Harry: I think it’s derogatory.
Liam: It can be a bad influence on youngsters…
Louis: …but sometimes it’s great.
Harry: Sometimes it’s amazing!
Liam: You’re 17, shut up! Louis, you brought this up! We’ve brought this upon ourselves.
Harry: This is going to be a great read.
1D!genderswap ficathon
- Holly Earl - Harry
- Juno Temple - Niall
- Willa Holland - Louis
- Lily Collins - Liam
- Jameela Jamil - Zayn